CAUGHT UNDER THE HUNTER'S MOON
We used to sell something called the Coonan Triple Threat. It was an ash stake with 8 .357 magnum bullets inside, wrapped in 99% pure silver. Good for fighting vampires, werewolves, and zombies. A great supernatural arsenal.
But what happens when your baddie Venn diagram includes the subset of two or more of those groups simultaneously? It all becomes that much more complicated. That's when you need, in this particular case, a silver machete for beheading your werewolf zombie nemesis.
And, naturally, after you've made quick work of him because we gave you this heads-up, you'll want to display your conquest on your wall. Hand-painted resin, this werewolf zombie trophy will forever enshrine your awesomeness.
Sim, o humor negro faz bem à saúde
eu hoje não estava para colocar aqui nada
mas esta tem graça.